Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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