Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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