We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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