is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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