Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think my tv is drunk
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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