i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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