yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
40s are totally the cure
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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