Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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