Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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