so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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