like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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