So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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