Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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