North Korea, Best Korea!
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
