Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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