She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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