Non-Jews are for practice
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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