Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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