My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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