I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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