literally had 100 drinks last night.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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