this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
How's work?
Spinning.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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