After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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