Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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