i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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