Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
