Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
