Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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