Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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