So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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