how can u be prego again
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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