So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
The adults are the big ones right?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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