that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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