Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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