yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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