But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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