Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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