I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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