So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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