HIV tests are more positive than that guy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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