he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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