Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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