your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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