My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
try to milk me bitch
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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