oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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