But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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