fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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