why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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