i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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