Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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