at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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